lala! what the fuck are you doing, it's like nine-thirty on a fucking monday, there can't possibly be anything going on that would prevent you from picking up the phone when your favorite sister IS IN THE HOSPITAL!!!!!
something awful's happened and i'm gonna need to come stay with you for a little bit. call me ASAP!!!
p.s. i'm not dying or anything, don't worry about that. well, i'm kind of dying.